He's always lurking

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Chick's name? Doesn't matter. Event? Who knows. Everywhere Mini-Me goes his pimp hand must always stay strong.

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What a perv.....

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This is real, and she may be Steve Urkel's mother as well.

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Today's closed captioning botch job that is actually somewhat relevant....and my new favorite word.

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Beiber fever has now taken over one of my favorite websites. Maybe I'll start growing my hair in, I don't know, I don't have that kind of patience or awesomeness. Hopefully a Vanilla Ice-style fall from grace is near. {This vid is for OtisDey, who loves him some JB.}

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Just another example of people going about their lives all wrong.

Action packed!

You know when I update this thing two days in a row there's something special in the air. I don't know what it is though....The fact that I have five days of vacation this week? Maybe I'm looking forward to my son stuffing birthday cake in his face for the first time when he turns 1 this week? Maybe because a hangover isn't making me regret drinking that extra Red Stripe last night? I just don't know....but I like it.

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- This decent looking lady was on a show on NBC that was pretty damn popular. I believe her name is Jennifer. Seinfeld was also on NBC, but I'm not putting a picture of George Costanza on here.

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- I loved watching Jimmy Fallon on SNL because he could never hold a straight face when doing skits. He was always bustin' at something. I'd imagine most of us wouldn't be able to keep it together either. Here is some good stuff that he and Will Farrell did when reunited on Jimmy's show last week.

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- Rookie Tim Tebow gets the "Gargamel" treatment from his Denver Broncos teammates at training camp. (Papa Smurf is reportedly beside himself.)

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- Here are some of the world's worst hoarders. 

Owning 153 cats = a potential dilemma.

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- When Kenny Powers gets endorsed by K-Swiss, you know big things are gonna go down. (language)

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-  The beat just pops! Auto-Tune the News has their own YouTube channel. So hide your kids, hide your wife, and go check it out.....Here's the latest:

You tell me.....

Shark week has officially gone to the dogs.

(thanks to OtisDey)

The most wonderful time of the year

Hi. How is everyone? Good. Can you tell me where summer went?

NFL training camps are officially underway and the season begins in roughly six weeks. It's time to readjust your priorities.....

 

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Don't be pissed now when she asked you months ago what kind of cake you wanted and you plainly answered, "edible."

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Life size Mousetrap. Now that's hip! 

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This is probably the closest thing to a bad acid trip I'll experience. Whoever came up with this idea should have read the song title and just moved on.