It's not bleeding, you're fine.

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 The most talented actress that ever lived is sentenced to 90 days in jail. No word yet on phone privileges.

If her last meal of freedom for a while comes from the Golden Arches, is it considered a conjugal visit?

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 Anyway, here's some shit that hopefully takes you away from actually having any productivity today. Or at least forty-five seconds of it.....

This video was shot in the 80's, but his chops are from the future.

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GO ORANJE!!!

I don't know about teeth flyin', but it looked like it sucked either way. Sometimes you have to get your head kicked in to advance to the Finals.

(Bobbi Eden's followers just reached infinity....)

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Need roadside assistance my love?

Here are 10 pictures of Mick Jagger watching the World Cup. I'd say he's more beast than burden.

Today's, at-this-point-there-is-nothing-Hotter-Than-July-but-Stevie-lays-it-down-anyway JAM. Here is Cash In Your Face. (No relation to Makin' it Rain by Pac-Man Jones.)