Welcome, this is a Baconhouse

The wifey whipped up some BLT dip this weekend for a gathering we were going to. There's nothing better than coming home from work to the smell and sound of sizzling bacon on the griddle. The dog was equally thrilled, as expected.

The house smelled like bacon all weekend.....My shoes smelled like bacon......The majestic scent creeped into my clothes drawers and caused my underwear to smell like bacon.....The boy's pacifiers smelled like bacon.....

It was bliss.

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"I'm a recovering crackhead, this is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare please." (Dennis, Always Sunny.....)

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Tell us how you really feel, Dave (or is it Curtis?) 

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