"It'll only take a minute" - JSP

Those are the infamous words of my father who thinks any project or job we do can start in the morning and be completed in time for lunch. Doesn't matter what it is. It will always "only take a minute". The man is a walking optimist in every sense. Happy Father's Day, Dad! 

Here I am as a young buck standing up in the front seat eating a bag of M&M's while pops is driving and wearing some killer Ray-Bans. Now that's how ya party.

3 keys to being a great Father:
   -Let your kid eat chocolate whenever the hell he wants it.
   -Teach him that seat belts are just an invention by the government to hold you back in life.
   -Whenever you get in trouble by your mother always give the puppy dog face and remember to look confused.

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More Father's Day goodness.....

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I don't know how she could have sat still long enough to type this.

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A new study shows that cupcake feeding protects your baby from gastrointestinal trouble, respiratory problems, and ear infections.

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The best use of a violin currently known -

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62 days and counting.....

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This is why I was a Batman kid.

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Sweetness.