Most of us knew that

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 Now that we have clarified that issue, let's move on.....

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"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

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Maybe happiness really is a warm gun?

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Fighter Jet pilot ejects seconds before crashing. You can see him land with his parachute a few hundred feet away from the blaze. Wow.

Hip hop ain't dead fool

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 In fact, it just got a breath of fresh air thanks to a Liza Minnelli look a-like and a sure fire chart topper, 'Dad Life'.....

With an 11.5 month old and another due at the end of December, you can go ahead and lump me into this category. Except for the whole socks with sandals thing. This daddy don't roll like that.

I have no idea what the hell this is, but it looks like it came right out of some Spinal Tap porno rendition. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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R.I.P.

"Farewell Mr. Potato Head!!  Although you were only in our house from Christmas to February, you will be missed, but rest assured, the smell of burnt plastic shall linger forever.  My two year old threw him into the gas fireplace.  He started to melt, rolled out of the fireplace onto the carpet nearly burning the entire house down." From: shitmykidsruined

- YR

Lightly salted

Those were the bag of Fritos I had today for lunch. Lightly salted. I'm all about cutting down some of the sodium in my diet, until I actually have to eat something with little or no salt in it. Actually, this might be the first time I've ever tried it. I now know why salt is used in food. I believe it's called flavor. As in, food without salt in it or draped over it, has none. Say it with me now, flaaaaayyyyyvvvvvoooorrrr........(the alternate spelling adds character). So, that's what I gathered after crunching on those little strips of yellow cardboard. 


I've gathered up some random bangin' links for ya on this fine Monday. Instead of embedding videos and posting pictures directly to the site, you'll just have to read through my snarky, sarcastic, and sometimes (ok, all the time) just plain boring sentences with the links attached. Per the usual. Sorry.
(Tip: if you right click the link and select "Open in a New Tab" the link will open without taking you away from your 'Yeah Really' fix. Who has time for the "BACK" button anyway?)

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- The 'Barefoot Bandit' has been caught in the Bahamas. The Bahamas has to be the worst place in the world to be told that you are under arrest.

- This new book can supposedly sharpen your BS detector.

- To the local flea markets: I'm sorry, but I'm now buying all of my t-shirts from here.

- ....and to all the Target stores: I'm sorry, but I'm now buying all my kid's clothes from here.

- Thank god nobody submitted a picture of my deck to this compilation.

- I have to admit, when I went off to camp for one week as a kid I got home sick. I wanted to call home so bad and they finally let me after much reluctance on their part. It was like having that one 5-minute phone call from jail with the prison guard looking at you pointing to his watch. Of course, that was after I had to get a signed affidavit from a fucking state official allowing it. Pricks. But I swear to you, this letter was not from me.

- The Food Network is a staple in my house. Wifey loves it. I can tolerate it. Not everyone on their looks like Paula Deen though. Here are some that don't.

- Now, if you submitted a picture of my dog to this compilation then it would be justifiable. He acts like there is fire coming out of that damn hose.

- I wonder if some prostitutes save up their "earnings" for future dental work. In this economy, bad teeth could be a real deal breaker.

- I got nothing for this.....

- 'American Association For Nude Recreation'. Yep, it exists and they are in the business of setting records.

- Here are you PICS OF THE DAY.

- Have fun with all of that, Sheila!

- Today's, yes-they-haven't-been-relevant-since-the-mid-90's-but-they-still-have-to-pay-the-bills JAM.

Good day.

It's not bleeding, you're fine.

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 The most talented actress that ever lived is sentenced to 90 days in jail. No word yet on phone privileges.

If her last meal of freedom for a while comes from the Golden Arches, is it considered a conjugal visit?

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 Anyway, here's some shit that hopefully takes you away from actually having any productivity today. Or at least forty-five seconds of it.....

This video was shot in the 80's, but his chops are from the future.

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GO ORANJE!!!

I don't know about teeth flyin', but it looked like it sucked either way. Sometimes you have to get your head kicked in to advance to the Finals.

(Bobbi Eden's followers just reached infinity....)

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Need roadside assistance my love?

Here are 10 pictures of Mick Jagger watching the World Cup. I'd say he's more beast than burden.

Today's, at-this-point-there-is-nothing-Hotter-Than-July-but-Stevie-lays-it-down-anyway JAM. Here is Cash In Your Face. (No relation to Makin' it Rain by Pac-Man Jones.)

Boom goes the dynamite

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 Happy 4th kids...Try to avoid the emergency room.

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- 3ft. long metal tube + igniting mortars + not hauling ass to get out of the way = arm blowing off.

- Kate Gosselin thinks jogging will help get rid of her botox-botched Jack Nicholson joker face. Just plain scary.

- The "Shitty iPad DJ releases first music video". She claims to be the first ever iPad DJ, but it seems she is just a marketing bitch for Steve Jobs and Apple. I'm sorry but she's just a self-glorified mess.

- Tiger's kids are not allowed to have a meet-n-greet with his side bags of whoredom.

- Here is the iPad being used in cooperation with actual artistic ability.

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  Well it is summer break so you have to keep them occupied somehow, right?

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Introducing, The Pizza Cone. I can actually hear my arteries clogging. Schwing!