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Happy 4th kids...Try to avoid the emergency room.
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- 3ft. long metal tube + igniting mortars + not hauling ass to get out of the way = arm blowing off.
- Kate Gosselin thinks jogging will help get rid of her botox-botched Jack Nicholson joker face. Just plain scary.
- The "Shitty iPad DJ releases first music video". She claims to be the first ever iPad DJ, but it seems she is just a marketing bitch for Steve Jobs and Apple. I'm sorry but she's just a self-glorified mess.
- Tiger's kids are not allowed to have a meet-n-greet with his side bags of whoredom.
- Here is the iPad being used in cooperation with actual artistic ability.
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Well it is summer break so you have to keep them occupied somehow, right?
Introducing, The Pizza Cone. I can actually hear my arteries clogging. Schwing!
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